1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,360 Ta-da! 2 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:14,440 Oh! 3 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,680 Nutsack! 4 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,016 Welcome to the fourth episode of Taskmaster. 5 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:42,040 My name is Jeremy Wells, and I am the Taskmaster. 6 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:46,688 Not too long ago I set five comedians a series of tasks, 7 00:00:46,712 --> 00:00:49,136 some of them simple, some complex, 8 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,536 all entertaining when people struggle to do them. 9 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,956 Tonight, I will judge said comedians 10 00:00:54,980 --> 00:00:57,376 on what they did and how they did it. 11 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,256 After 10 exhausting weeks, a winner will be crowned, 12 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,972 and they will receive my golden head, 13 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:07,180 which they will then take home and probably put in their garage. 14 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,816 Our comedians, like every week, are 15 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,736 Angella Dravid 16 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,776 Brynley Stent 17 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,736 Guy Williams 18 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:22,696 Leigh Hart 19 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,776 and Madeleine Sami. 20 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,096 The same suit. The same suit. 21 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:33,596 Also, like every week, here's my assistant. He is Paul Williams. 22 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,496 But should we get right into it with the prize task? 23 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:42,216 Yes. As always, each contestant has been asked to bring in a prize. 24 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,616 The person who has brought in the best prize gets five points. 25 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,434 And the person with the most points at the end of this episode 26 00:01:48,458 --> 00:01:51,156 gets to keep all five things. 27 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:56,480 Tonight, they were asked to bring in the best gift for an enemy. 28 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,062 Ooh. 29 00:01:58,086 --> 00:02:02,136 A devilish task indeed. Let's start with Brynley Stent. 30 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:06,360 Oh, kia ora. I brought in a haunted doll. 31 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,248 A haunted doll. 32 00:02:09,372 --> 00:02:10,776 Yeah, there she is. 33 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:15,056 So is this doll actually haunted by spirits or just generically scary? 34 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:18,216 A true story ― I bought her off Trade Me, picked her up, 35 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,527 brought her into my house for a night, didn't like it, 36 00:02:20,551 --> 00:02:21,536 put it back in the car, 37 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:25,696 and then when I saw her next, she had all these cracks along her legs. 38 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:31,000 So it may be from the heat of the car, but also it could be haunted. 39 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,620 Guy, what did you bring in? 40 00:02:32,644 --> 00:02:35,936 I've got a really wonderful and heartwarming gift for an enemy. 41 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:40,560 It's a certificate for friendship with me. 42 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:45,330 Because in the words of the last great American president, 43 00:02:45,354 --> 00:02:46,636 Abraham Lincoln, 44 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,276 I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends. 45 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,536 Oh, that's nice. 46 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,256 Aww! 47 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,936 Isn't that lovely? 48 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,656 Guy, the people's champion. 49 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,816 Are you actually extending your hand of friendship to your enemies? 50 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,052 Or you just saying that it is 51 00:03:00,076 --> 00:03:02,640 the worst thing in the world to be your friend? 52 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,176 I can see now how it's backfired badly. 53 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,486 But this is the perfect gift for everyone out there for an enemy, 54 00:03:10,510 --> 00:03:12,456 and it makes the world a better place. 55 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,896 Kia kaha. 56 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:14,562 Leigh. 57 00:03:14,586 --> 00:03:16,536 Yeah, well, mine's not quite as lame as that, but 58 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:20,257 my mine's a useful item, but 59 00:03:20,281 --> 00:03:24,056 I found from first-hand experience that it can be quite painful. 60 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:29,296 I've got this power grid, which I built, electricity grid. 61 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,512 Oh! That's awful. 62 00:03:30,536 --> 00:03:34,136 And what I found when I plug this in, you can actually circulate 63 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,040 power back into the grid, and, actually, 64 00:03:36,064 --> 00:03:38,816 my power meter was going backwards for a while with this. 65 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,176 I'm told that the lighting rig is actually running off it right now. 66 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,736 That's right. Should be an interesting show. 67 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,696 There is a small problem with that if you actually take it apart, 68 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,216 it's actually quite useful and could be really good to have. 69 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,896 No, I've superglued those in there. 70 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:56,376 - Angella, what did you bring in? - I brought in some birdseed. 71 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,400 But it's been... 72 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,160 there's laxatives on it. 73 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:08,104 So the point is when you hang it up in your garden, the birds will eat it 74 00:04:08,128 --> 00:04:11,160 and defecate everywhere. 75 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:14,155 And because we're in a water drought, 76 00:04:14,179 --> 00:04:16,880 save your 20 litres now, bitch. 77 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:25,216 I love how subtly the laxatives have been integrated into the birdseed 78 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,676 I mean, birds will be none the wiser. 79 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,279 But you realise birds can fly, and they'll probably 80 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:32,476 fly back over your house, potentially. 81 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,376 - If they're next-door neighbours. - These are for human consumption. 82 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:40,256 So I can only imagine what it does to a small bird. 83 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,656 They'll probably shit their innards out before they take flight. 84 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,415 Probably just have dead birds on your lawn, 85 00:04:45,439 --> 00:04:47,716 - to be honest. - Which is a bonus. 86 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:51,740 - Yeah. - Cuz now you've got rats. 87 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,760 So, birds, rats. 88 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,056 Mads, what did you bring in? 89 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,740 Well, I brought in something that on first glance could be perceived 90 00:05:00,764 --> 00:05:02,316 as a nice thing as well. 91 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,909 But what my enemy will not know about this potentially 92 00:05:05,933 --> 00:05:08,416 very comfortable feather-filled pillow 93 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:12,720 is that it has also been farted all over. 94 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:15,296 Your farts? Was it you? 95 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,119 Um, potentially mine, potentially a focus group 96 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:20,576 that I got together to fart all over it. 97 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,227 And then that person would sleep on it, 98 00:05:22,251 --> 00:05:25,276 and there's no way they wouldn't contract pink eye, 99 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,296 which could actually turn the person into a bit of better villain, 100 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,459 cuz if they have to wear an eye patch, 101 00:05:29,483 --> 00:05:30,808 it's a very good look. 102 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:32,336 So, could backfire as well. 103 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,696 Sounds like a last place, Jeremy. 104 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,456 Don't put words in his mouth. 105 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,863 Well, while I'm scoring this, 106 00:05:37,887 --> 00:05:40,376 if we're thinking about an evil present for someone 107 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,042 who you want as your enemy, I think to be friends with you, 108 00:05:43,066 --> 00:05:44,476 Guy, is certainly... 109 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,664 You wouldn't want that on your worst enemy, 110 00:05:46,688 --> 00:05:48,016 so I think five points to you. 111 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,440 Yes! Yes! Yeah! 112 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,213 I actually think― Mads, I think yours is juvenile, 113 00:05:56,237 --> 00:05:57,176 but quite effective. 114 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,576 - Yeah, thank you. - So four points to you. 115 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:05,176 Brynley, three points, because those dolls scream murder to me. 116 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:09,696 Angella, speaking of murder, two, but only because, as we discussed, 117 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,470 I really think that those dead birds 118 00:06:11,494 --> 00:06:13,696 are gonna end up on your lawn, to be honest. 119 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,600 I have friends outside of my area. 120 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,536 - And one point for you, Leigh. - Just the one, Jeremy, is it? 121 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:21,708 Well, you can break it apart ― 122 00:06:21,732 --> 00:06:23,496 even if it's superglued, you can break that apart, 123 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,132 and it could be quite useful. 124 00:06:25,156 --> 00:06:28,896 I challenge you to take that home tonight and see if we don't have 125 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:33,416 a new host for the next episode, because that... it will kill you. 126 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,736 - Would you like a task? - I always want a task, please. 127 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:42,440 Well, children look away, because this task involves vegetables. 128 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,380 Hello. 129 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,736 - Hello, Leigh. - Paul. 130 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:57,640 Mads is here, and she's ready to go for it. 131 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,976 Ooh! 132 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,200 That's cute. 133 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,240 Ooh, a smaller letter. 134 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:11,776 Hide one of these vegetables completely inside another. 135 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,611 'If you use the same vegetable-hiding combination 136 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:15,976 as another comedian...' 137 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,336 '...you will both be disqualified.' 138 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,116 'Best unique, hidden-vegetable combination wins. 139 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,896 When you have 15 minutes. Your time starts now.' 140 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,416 Ok. 141 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,256 I'm thinking can I get that pumpkin inside that carrot? 142 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,056 15 minutes? That's a long time. 143 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,560 - You've got 13.42. - Oh, sh... 144 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,856 Ok. 145 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,696 That pumpkin inside that carrot. 146 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,019 Right, I'd like to see someone 147 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:40,556 hide a vegetable in a vegetable, please. 148 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:43,856 I'll do you one better, actually. Here's two people. 149 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,280 It's Angella Dravid and Madeleine Sami. 150 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:53,376 I don't know why, but my brain is telling me to drill a hole through this pumpkin 151 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:56,136 and put this carrot through the centre of it. 152 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,096 Can I have a drill? 153 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,600 Can I please have a... knife? 154 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,256 Drilling through it might not be that great. 155 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:07,280 That's great. Maybe― Oh, I need to get this... bit thick. 156 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,360 Ooh, yeah. 157 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,200 Ok. 158 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:23,980 - This sounds like a horror movie. - Yeah. 159 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,320 Ok. Oh, shit. 160 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,640 Oh, now it's starting to feel a bit sexual. 161 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,520 I don't feel proud about this. 162 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:01,256 Oh, now I'm just drilling... Ooh, that's satisfying. This... 163 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,120 I don't think that's gonna work. 164 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,976 I might just have to stick the Brussels sprout in this. 165 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,576 I can't find the lid. 166 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,600 That's it. I'm done. 167 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:20,040 This is a carrot, and inside is a Brussels sprout. 168 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,720 It's like a dick pic. 169 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:28,188 It looks like a dick pic. 170 00:09:28,212 --> 00:09:31,336 How many dicks have you seen with a Brussels sprout hidden inside them? 171 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,760 Uh, not enough. 172 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,576 Would you like to see the final products? 173 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,336 I'd love to see the final products. 174 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,136 Right. That's Madeleine. That was quite impressive, Madeleine. 175 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,526 And you know what― I watched you drilling, 176 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,931 and you seemed so happy 177 00:09:45,955 --> 00:09:48,580 - when you were drilling. - I'm really in my element with a drill. 178 00:09:48,604 --> 00:09:49,336 Yeah. 179 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:50,986 The real butch in me comes out, 180 00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:53,096 and it doesn't matter what I'm drilling ― 181 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,016 you know, drilling vegetables, who knew? 182 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,216 - Yeah. - It's the thing. 183 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,320 Here's yours, Angella. 184 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,264 I mean, there's something horrific about that. 185 00:10:01,288 --> 00:10:02,776 Oh my God. That looks... 186 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,480 It looks circumcised. Oh my God. 187 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:06,875 It does not look circum― 188 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:10,516 What have you been looking at? That is not circumcised. 189 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,256 They were reasonably well-hidden vegetables. 190 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,936 However, I will reserve my judgment until I see them all. 191 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,216 And that will happen after watching these advertisements, 192 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:24,416 which we have masterfully hidden in an otherwise entertaining television show. 193 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,640 We'll see you after those. 194 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:35,891 Welcome back to Taskmaster, 195 00:10:35,915 --> 00:10:39,956 a light comedy entertainment show where the main point is winning. 196 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:42,316 Paul Williams, what's going on right now? 197 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:46,956 We are watching our contestants hide vegetables in other vegetables, 198 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,316 and we are looking for the most well-hidden vegetable. 199 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:52,156 Well, I'd like to see one, please. 200 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:56,476 Technically, if they're any good at this task, you won't see it. 201 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,156 Here's Guy and Brynley. 202 00:10:58,180 --> 00:11:00,580 All right. I'm gonna go big. 203 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:04,470 I wanna put a lettuce inside a pumpkin. 204 00:11:04,494 --> 00:11:05,156 Cool. 205 00:11:05,180 --> 00:11:06,556 See you soon! 206 00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:08,916 I'm gonna do this in, like, three minutes. 207 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:10,516 Kiwi ingenuity. 208 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:12,476 Wow! 209 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:16,140 That looks like my wisdom tooth when it got pulled out. 210 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:18,219 This time, I'm actually, like, 211 00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:20,236 excited with how smart what I've come up with is. 212 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:22,236 And what is that? 213 00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:23,996 - What is what? - What's the plan? 214 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:26,560 I'm not telling you; you're the enemy. 215 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:31,860 Ooh boy. 216 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,166 It's quite impressive how that goes back together, eh? 217 00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:36,236 Like, that's quite good. 218 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:39,476 Ok, we're reaching a point of tension. 219 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,196 This is probably the smartest thing that anyone's ever done, you know, ever. 220 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:43,796 Not gonna go! 221 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:46,036 You're gonna think that you're looking at one vegetable, 222 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:50,240 and you have no idea of the cornucopia that you are opening up. 223 00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:55,420 I'm gonna compact it down. 224 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:01,382 I present to you a Brussels sprout 225 00:12:01,406 --> 00:12:06,780 inside a carrot inside a capsicum inside a pumpkin inside a lettuce. 226 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:14,100 Look, I'm just a regular wet pumpkin. 227 00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:23,919 I'm a television professional with a long career 228 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,876 of upholding great standards, 229 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:27,242 but I have to say that, Brynley, 230 00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:30,020 that was absolutely fucking disgusting. 231 00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:32,916 Yeah, fair. 232 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:35,821 Well let's have a look at the picture of how that came out. 233 00:12:35,945 --> 00:12:37,156 Oh, yes. Masterpiece. 234 00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:38,476 - Oh, look! - Yeah! 235 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,456 That actually looks like a pumpkin, doesn't it? 236 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,725 Yeah, covered in some green bits. 237 00:12:42,749 --> 00:12:46,836 Yeah. So what did Brynley have inside of that pumpkin, Paul? 238 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:49,638 Inside the pumpkin, I believe she just had some lettuce ― 239 00:12:49,662 --> 00:12:50,796 quite a lot of lettuce. 240 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:51,822 A full lettuce. 241 00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:54,876 Well, not quite full. You ate― she definitely ate some of the lettuce. 242 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,570 Guy, you actually managed to conceal a lot of things inside of... 243 00:12:57,594 --> 00:12:58,476 I mean, did you―? 244 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,836 Did he get all the vegetables in there? 245 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:02,252 Yes, he had a Brussels sprout inside a carrot 246 00:13:02,276 --> 00:13:05,896 inside a capsicum inside a pumpkin inside a lettuce. 247 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:10,236 - Gorgeous. - Clap! Yeah, come on! 248 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:12,196 - Well, I mean it... - Wow! 249 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:15,133 does he look like a lettuce, you know, to be fair. 250 00:13:15,157 --> 00:13:16,876 But I will reserve judgment. 251 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,156 Who is left for us? 252 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:19,400 We've got one more offering ― 253 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:24,076 this one from the master of vegetable disguise, Leigh Hart. 254 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,930 I might head to the kitchen and get some stuff. 255 00:13:27,954 --> 00:13:28,956 Ok. 256 00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:30,240 Do you want a coffee or anything or...? 257 00:13:30,264 --> 00:13:31,356 Uh, I'm not a big coffee guy. 258 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:33,476 - You sure? Ok. - Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you, though. 259 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,596 - Yep. Anything else? Are you fine? - I mean, a glass of water. 260 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,276 - Glass of water. Sure, no problem. - Yes, please. 261 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,780 - Back in a moment. - Thank you. 262 00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,700 - Sorry, Paul. - No worries. 263 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:50,956 Oh, thank you so much. 264 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:54,180 Check that's working. 265 00:13:56,500 --> 00:14:01,700 Pop that there. I might... pop back, just get some other tools. 266 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:07,050 I've got this, but it doesn't have any... doesn't go with anything. 267 00:14:07,074 --> 00:14:08,436 You've got 6.20. 268 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,340 Oh, this is a time-limit thing, is it? 269 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,380 Yeah, we'll go with that, Paul. 270 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,876 - Stop it? - Yeah, not bad, is it? 271 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,276 I guess I shouldn't really stop it. 272 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,676 You've got five minutes to kind of... 273 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,396 - To do more? - Well, just to... 274 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,700 - To improve on that? - Or just free time. 275 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:45,942 4.30. 276 00:14:45,966 --> 00:14:48,036 This should've been the challenge. 277 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:48,782 Mm. 278 00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:50,996 Rig a blender... and parts... and I'm trying to make it again. 279 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,500 But... no one thought of that. 280 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:04,220 Ok, there we go. 281 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,116 Time? 282 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:17,140 - 1.30. - To go? 283 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:19,260 Yeah. 284 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:30,780 30 seconds now. 285 00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,900 Wow. 286 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,780 This is an easy recipe you can try at home. 287 00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:41,636 The full recipe, of course, will be on the... on the website. 288 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:45,260 It's so easy when you know how. There you go. 289 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:57,066 Well, most people opted to hide a sole vegetable. 290 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,836 You decided to make a puree of sorts. 291 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:00,876 That's right. That's right. 292 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,678 And, you know, you've got to admit, 293 00:16:02,702 --> 00:16:05,656 there's a few technical issues there as well, 294 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:07,916 which I solved all by myself. 295 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:09,836 Was that your first time using a blender? 296 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,173 Of that... variety, yeah. 297 00:16:11,197 --> 00:16:13,516 That's the first time I've used that blender. 298 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,036 Was anyone else feeling uncomfortable when he put his hand into the blender... 299 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:19,196 - Yeah. - while it was still operating? 300 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:20,956 I felt uncomfortable during that. 301 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,428 But I was under a time limit by then. 302 00:16:22,452 --> 00:16:25,116 I had, what, a minute to go by the time the blender started going. 303 00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:28,316 Yeah, Leigh spent a total of 6 minutes and 56 seconds 304 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:30,780 trying to get the food processor to work. 305 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:33,876 Ok, so what are you thinking for the scores? 306 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:37,556 Ok, I got to be honest, Guy, you've got to take this one out, 307 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,396 because you did get all the vegetables in there. 308 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:42,876 Yes! Come on! 309 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,156 - Brynley, four points... - Wow! 310 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:47,076 because of the way that you were regurgitating that stuff. 311 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,336 I think if you did have a bird family, 312 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,596 you'd be able to feed them quite well. 313 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,787 - Thank you. - Mads, three. 314 00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:55,137 The carrot and the pumpkin was kinda sexy. 315 00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:56,317 Ooh, ok. 316 00:16:56,341 --> 00:16:59,476 Angella, two, because you left so much of the vegetable, 317 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,951 I mean, you regurgitated half the thing, 318 00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:02,276 and then just left it on the table. 319 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:05,476 Leigh, you spent way too much time on that blender. 320 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:10,300 Can I just ask a sort of an admin question ― is one point... 321 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:14,036 the best or five points the best? 322 00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:19,036 - I'm a little bit confused here. - No, one is the worst. 323 00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:20,436 Shall we have a look at the scoreboard? 324 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:27,236 Currently out in first with a perfect score of 10, it's Guy. 325 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,260 Yes! 326 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:33,476 Leigh currently with the lowest possible score of two. 327 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,036 It's gonna be one of those nights; I can feel it. 328 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,445 Now that we've consumed five-plus for the day, 329 00:17:38,469 --> 00:17:40,956 I'd like a nice, meaty task, please, Paul. 330 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,756 I'll give you meat backwards. 331 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:44,876 Team. 332 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,900 It's a team task. 333 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:54,676 It's crazy, eh? 334 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,700 Oh! 335 00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:01,116 - Hello, Angella. - Hello. 336 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:02,396 Hello, Leigh. 337 00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:04,156 Hallelujah. 338 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:06,956 - I knew I smelt popcorn. - I knew I smelled it. 339 00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:07,996 Thought I could smell something. 340 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,351 Yeah, you were right. It's popcorn. 341 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:09,956 Yeah, yeah. 342 00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,380 I thought it was burnt hair. 343 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:14,756 This is gonna go everywhere. 344 00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:18,516 - Is there a task up there? - The task may be in there. 345 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,540 Ok. 346 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,540 Oh! No! Oh, here it is! 347 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,236 Ok. Listen up. 348 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:31,278 'Create a 90-second long one-shot film.' 349 00:18:31,302 --> 00:18:34,560 'All of you must appear in it.' 350 00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:37,156 'One of you must hold the camera at all times.' 351 00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:40,036 'Your film must include three speaking characters...' 352 00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:42,356 '...an impressive stunt and credits.' 353 00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:44,436 'You have 30 minutes to prepare...' 354 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:48,916 '...and one take to shoot your film. Your time starts now.' 355 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:51,596 - I'd like to hold the camera. - What? 356 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,236 - You were in Sione's Wedding 1. - That's true. 357 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:54,716 - And were you in 2? - And 2, yeah. 358 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:56,330 I didn't think you deserved to be in 2, but... 359 00:18:56,354 --> 00:18:56,876 Wow! 360 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,076 - All right. Just me. - Wow. 361 00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:02,756 Someone give him a blog to start his nasty reviews. 362 00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:04,780 90 seconds is not long. 363 00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:11,156 Should we see how long 90 seconds is? 364 00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:13,016 I think that'd be a waste of 90 seconds ― 365 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,476 counting how long 90 second is, you know what I mean? 366 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,006 Cuz by the time we've done that, we'd know, 367 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:20,116 and that's another 90 seconds gone. 368 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:23,020 Real excited that... 369 00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:28,676 - This scene is chaotic. - Guys. I feel like we... 370 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,380 - This is not productive. - It was fun. 371 00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:35,289 I'll tell you what's making a big splash right now, 372 00:19:35,313 --> 00:19:37,396 and it's all the superhero movies. 373 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:40,220 - Yeah, ok. - I could perhaps be... 374 00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,660 I like the hero character. 375 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,784 Hey, what if this film, just for, like, 376 00:19:45,808 --> 00:19:48,996 equality and feminism stakes is Jane Bond? 377 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,796 Are you―? Did you just stare in the camera after you said that? 378 00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:56,276 Doo-doo. Doo-doo. Doo-doo. Doo-doo. 379 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:59,424 She's dressed like Jane Bond. You're dressed like a Nazi. 380 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,836 We're, like, ready to go. 381 00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:02,751 - You're the evil person. - You're the villain. 382 00:20:02,775 --> 00:20:05,340 I'm a Girl Scout, not a Nazi. 383 00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,472 In all honesty, Brynley, 1 to 10 ― 384 00:20:13,496 --> 00:20:17,520 your level of regret in choosing your Hitler Youth attire. 385 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,916 10. 386 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:24,286 How worried were you, Leigh, when Angella suggested 387 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,716 working out how long 90 seconds was? 388 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:29,736 I was extremely worried at that point, Jeremy. 389 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:34,460 But I'll tell you what, it came together. 390 00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:36,836 Really? That didn't sound convincing. 391 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:41,040 - I don't know. - I don't actually remember. 392 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:44,151 You guys have got a harder task, 393 00:20:44,175 --> 00:20:46,596 cuz one person needs to be holding the camera at all times. 394 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,276 Yeah, it's harder with two. 395 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:49,463 You'll see the films soon, 396 00:20:49,487 --> 00:20:50,870 but they did have an incredible 397 00:20:50,894 --> 00:20:54,058 - third actor joining them, so... - Oh, ok, great. Lucky them. 398 00:20:54,082 --> 00:20:56,996 Yeah, lucky them. Definitely lucky them. 399 00:20:57,020 --> 00:21:00,236 - Is that actor you? - Potentially, yes. 400 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,436 Two wonderful films await us. 401 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:05,184 You don't wanna miss Leigh Hart as a superhero, 402 00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:09,460 Madeleine Sami as a spy and Brynley Stent as a Nazi... 403 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:14,900 right after these spectacular ads. We'll see you soon. 404 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:25,896 Welcome back to the third part of the fourth episode of Taskmaster. 405 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,672 We're only four episodes in, 406 00:21:27,696 --> 00:21:30,456 but we are already making the leap to cinema. 407 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,736 Paul, would you care to explain further? 408 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,457 Contestants are split into teams, 409 00:21:34,481 --> 00:21:37,836 and we are about to watch their 90-second one-shot films. 410 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,502 Every team member must appear in the film. 411 00:21:40,526 --> 00:21:42,696 One must hold the camera at all times. 412 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:46,816 The films need to contain an impressive stunt and credits. 413 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,896 And they only get one attempt to film it. 414 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,431 I believe those are the exact circumstances under which 415 00:21:53,455 --> 00:21:55,016 the film '1917' was made. 416 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,851 Which one are we gonna watch first? 417 00:21:56,875 --> 00:22:00,276 Here is Madeleine, Guy and Brynley's effort. 418 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Seven! Six! 419 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,256 All right, everyone to first positions. 420 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,760 Ok, we're starting now. Ready to go. 421 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,400 Bah, bah-bah-bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. 422 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,456 Get outta here, Toots. It was a great night. 423 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,176 I called you an Uber. Just head out down stairs. 424 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,896 - Oh, wonder who this'll be. - Bring! Bring! 425 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,683 Bond. Jane Bond. I'm queer; I'm here; get used to it. 426 00:22:29,707 --> 00:22:30,816 What can I do for ya? 427 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,840 Queer! Sorry. 428 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,816 Are you ok? It's what I am. Come on! What do you want? 429 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,576 Jane Bond! It's Spencer. I'm from the government. 430 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,527 Yes, I know, Spencer. We've been working together for years, 431 00:22:40,551 --> 00:22:41,656 but I guess you hadn't noticed me, 432 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,977 cuz you just thought I was some damn woman in the office 433 00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:45,416 that was there to make you coffee. 434 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,000 There's no time to talk about that. 435 00:22:47,024 --> 00:22:47,536 Ok. 436 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,416 - Right now, there's the Governess. - Yes. 437 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:54,120 She's on a crime spree, importing cocaine via popcorn. 438 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,720 Ok, I got it. I'm there. I'm gonna to take her out. 439 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,336 Come out of the popcorn box. I know you're in there, Governess. 440 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,976 Ah-ha-ha! 441 00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:15,696 We meet again. 442 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,390 I see you've still got a penchant for stroking little horsies. 443 00:23:18,414 --> 00:23:19,296 Mm-hm. 444 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,638 Well, I know that hand's fake, 445 00:23:20,662 --> 00:23:23,576 and I know you've been using it just to get a disability allowance. 446 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,380 I'm not gonna let you get this drug-infused popcorn to the kids. 447 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,600 The jig's up. 448 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,160 Bom-bom, baaaaam. 449 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:46,456 The fake blood was good. The fake blood was real good, Bryn. 450 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,883 That truly had it all. You had the stunt. 451 00:23:48,907 --> 00:23:51,416 You had a great performance. There was a political message. 452 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,936 There was some queer representation. 453 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,776 Exactly. And Guy only fumbled half his lines, which is quite impressive. 454 00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:00,896 She goes, 'Hey, Jane Bond here.' And I said, 'Queer.' 455 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:05,190 We do have an instant replay of Guy accidentally calling her queer. 456 00:24:05,214 --> 00:24:05,696 Ok. 457 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,776 - Would you like to see that? - I'd love to see that. 458 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,856 - Bring! Bring! - Bond. Jane Bond. 459 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,496 I'm queer; I'm here; get used to it. What can I do for ya? 460 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,520 Queer! Sorry. 461 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,176 Are you ok? 462 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,929 I thought maybe- maybe Guy was coming out. 463 00:24:18,953 --> 00:24:20,976 Like, can you explain...? There was some... 464 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,736 That was my way of coming out, and what a great job I did of it. 465 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,416 It is gonna take a lot to top that one, that's for sure. 466 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,776 - Should we see the next video? - Here's Leigh and Angella. 467 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,696 Leigh, would you like to say anything beforehand? 468 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:38,520 Yeah, what you're about to see is a multilayered, film noir kinda... 469 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,576 It's... It's so... 470 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,360 It's so... 471 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,420 Just roll the clip. It's awesome. 472 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,840 Whatever your plan to inseminate this city with your evil sperm, 473 00:24:53,864 --> 00:24:55,176 it won't happen. 474 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:59,176 It will, especially now that I have these powerful balls. 475 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,416 - Why don't you go (bleep) yourself? - You're gonna regret saying that to me. 476 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,428 Why? 477 00:25:03,452 --> 00:25:06,440 Because they'll bleep it out in the edit. 478 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:07,512 Yeah. 479 00:25:07,536 --> 00:25:09,936 There's nobody who can stop me now. 480 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,816 There is one. 481 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,576 Wherever there is evil, he is there. 482 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,496 Wherever there is tyranny, he is there. 483 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,693 Wherever there is a child crying, he's there ― 484 00:25:20,717 --> 00:25:24,456 not because he caused it, but because he's fixing it. 485 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,760 - He's there. - That's right! 486 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,540 Leaf Blower Man. 487 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,996 Whenever there is tyranny, you will find me. 488 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,520 When people are in need, I'll be there. 489 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,976 If your gutters need clearing of leaves, I can be there also, 490 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:53,576 providing the extension cord's out to at least 30m. I'll be there. 491 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:57,600 Leaf Blower Man, formerly known as Blowjob Boy. 492 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,720 Plug me in, Ricky. 493 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:06,080 I think I fucked it. I accidentally pressed a button. 494 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,416 Well, for a moment there, there was just nothing. 495 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,240 I think, Angella, you pushed the stop button 496 00:26:17,264 --> 00:26:18,765 - on the back. - She did, yes. 497 00:26:18,789 --> 00:26:21,331 49 seconds in, she stopped recording, 498 00:26:21,355 --> 00:26:22,936 and then started again. 499 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,376 That was the sex scene. That was... 500 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,742 Shall we score it? I think Angella, Leigh, 501 00:26:29,766 --> 00:26:32,716 featuring Paul, I think you guys get three points. 502 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,692 Thank you. 503 00:26:33,716 --> 00:26:36,296 Then also one point off for cutting at 49 seconds. 504 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,296 I think that's only fair, so that goes down to two. 505 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,268 Then I think we should add a point for your acting, 506 00:26:41,292 --> 00:26:42,496 Cuz it was actually quite good. 507 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,056 - And your accent was quite good. - Thank you. 508 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,742 So you guys are back up to three. 509 00:26:45,766 --> 00:26:49,416 Yeah. And you add a point for being, technically, two-person team. 510 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,440 Back up to four. Um... 511 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,696 We'll stay there. 512 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,136 So definitely three. That's three. 513 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,539 And Brynley, Mads, and Guy ― 514 00:26:59,563 --> 00:27:02,616 four points, and then minus one for your acting. 515 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,416 So back down to three for you guys. 516 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:06,892 Ok. 517 00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:08,096 - I deserved that. - I think that's where we go. 518 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:11,620 Three points for everybody. 519 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,930 Three points it is. I'd love a lovely dessert task now, 520 00:27:16,954 --> 00:27:17,696 if I can, please. 521 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,229 I have just the thing, and this one, like all great tasks, 522 00:27:21,253 --> 00:27:23,400 stars, somebody's mother. 523 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,856 Ooh! 524 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:33,417 Hello. 525 00:27:33,441 --> 00:27:34,856 - Cooee! Ooh! - Hi. 526 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:35,519 - Hello. - Hi. 527 00:27:35,543 --> 00:27:36,656 How's it going? 528 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,337 Hi. How are you? 529 00:27:37,361 --> 00:27:40,376 You're not Paul. You're Paul. 530 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,480 I'm scared to open this. 531 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,800 Make this mum proud. 532 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,136 'You have five minutes to interview the mum...' 533 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,136 '...then 20 minutes to make her proud.' 534 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,336 'Proudest mum wins. Your time starts now.' 535 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,656 You're a mum! 536 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,776 What sort of achievements have your kids had? 537 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,714 My daughter, who's a director of training for MAC cosmetics, 538 00:28:01,738 --> 00:28:03,856 and she left that after 20years, 539 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,990 and her and her husband have now got into a bed and breakfast 540 00:28:08,014 --> 00:28:09,376 in Harrogate. 541 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,256 Ok, so I've just gotta work for MAC cosmetics for 20 years, 542 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,337 and then stop that and start running a bed and breakfast, 543 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,436 and then you'll be proud of me. 544 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,160 It's not a bad idea, is it? 545 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,700 So whose actual mum is that? 546 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,027 Doesn't matter who's mum it is; 547 00:28:29,051 --> 00:28:31,556 what matters is that they made her proud. 548 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,056 Her name is Marija. She has three children biologically, 549 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,120 and five more that she adopted against her will 550 00:28:37,144 --> 00:28:39,296 approximately four months ago. 551 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,376 I'm dying to say how proud she is of all of you. 552 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,054 But, first, let's make some large corporations proud 553 00:28:44,078 --> 00:28:46,276 by stopping our show for three minutes 554 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,880 to advertise their products. We'll see you in a bit. 555 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:57,876 Hello, and welcome back to Taskmaster, 556 00:28:57,900 --> 00:29:01,490 where five brilliant minds are battling it out for a Guy Williams 557 00:29:01,514 --> 00:29:02,796 friendship certificate. 558 00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:04,142 - Yeah! - Paul, 559 00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:07,177 would you like to succinctly remind us how we all ended up here? 560 00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:10,441 Well, earlier this year, we all signed contracts 561 00:29:10,465 --> 00:29:12,796 agreeing to record this television show. 562 00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:14,674 And here's what's happening on the show. 563 00:29:14,698 --> 00:29:17,776 Five contestants are trying to make a mum proud― 564 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:22,796 not their mum or Jeremy's mum or my mum, who is also one of their mums. 565 00:29:22,820 --> 00:29:25,236 It's a different mum called Marija, 566 00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:28,150 and they each had five minutes to interview her, 567 00:29:28,174 --> 00:29:30,756 then another 20 minutes to make her proud. 568 00:29:30,780 --> 00:29:33,956 Whose mum pride shall we examine first? 569 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:37,116 Let's take a look at two very different approaches ― 570 00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:40,787 one from Guy and one from our only contestant 571 00:29:40,811 --> 00:29:43,876 who is herself a mum, Madeleine Sami. 572 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:45,276 Ah! 573 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:47,876 What do you think makes―? What makes you proud? 574 00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:50,852 What things in particular ― like, sporting feats or...? 575 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:52,676 Oh, sporting feats, definitely. 576 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:54,796 - What do you think of smoking? - I hate it with a passion. 577 00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:56,956 - You hate smoking? - I loathe it. 578 00:29:56,980 --> 00:30:00,009 What about if you guys set up a little physical obstacle course for me 579 00:30:00,033 --> 00:30:01,636 that I have to get through? 580 00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:03,356 You wanna build an obstacle course. 581 00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:05,076 Yeah, but you guys have to do it, 582 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:07,956 Cuz if I do it, then Marija's not gonna be that proud of me, 583 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:11,676 Cuz she'll know I know all the nooks and crannies of the obstacle course. 584 00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:14,956 I've been smoking since I was 14 years old. 585 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,807 And today I'm going to promise to you 586 00:30:17,831 --> 00:30:22,156 that I am going to quit smoking. Have I made you proud? 587 00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:24,276 Do we have it in writing? 588 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:26,700 This is for you, Mum. This is for you, Fake Mum. 589 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:34,251 - Did that count? - Weave through the cones. 590 00:30:34,275 --> 00:30:36,396 Oh, got it. Come on. 591 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:37,756 Ooh. Ooh. 592 00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:39,756 I will never 593 00:30:39,780 --> 00:30:41,780 touch a cigarette. 594 00:30:41,820 --> 00:30:43,820 Signed, Guy 595 00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:46,060 Williams. 596 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:48,276 - Now what? - Serve me breakfast... 597 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:49,396 - Serve you breakfast? - in bed. 598 00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:52,996 My own Bed and Breakfast! See? Running my own one. 599 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,756 - Here you go, sir. - Thank you. 600 00:30:54,780 --> 00:30:55,916 Now what do I do? 601 00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:58,596 - Skateboard helmet. - Skateboard helmet. 602 00:30:58,620 --> 00:31:00,620 Aargh! 603 00:31:01,580 --> 00:31:02,756 Do you wanna sign it as well? 604 00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:05,196 Ok, but my name is M-A-R-I-J-A. 605 00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:07,376 Oh my goodness. I'm so― That was a bad― 606 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,556 Mum, I'm not making you proud there, am I? 607 00:31:09,580 --> 00:31:10,972 - Yep. - Frisbee in the net. 608 00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:12,276 Frisbee in the net. 609 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:14,276 Shit. 610 00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:16,900 Oh! 611 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:21,300 Great job. 612 00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:26,620 Mum, I'm gonna tell you right now I have never smoked in my life. 613 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,383 That's right. I haven't― 614 00:31:28,407 --> 00:31:30,996 I didn't start smoking when I was 14. It was all a ruse. 615 00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:32,396 Contract was for nothing. 616 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:34,983 It was to show you how committed I am to not smoking 617 00:31:35,007 --> 00:31:37,036 and how committed I've been my whole life. 618 00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:39,140 I'm very proud of that. 619 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,476 Guy, she actually seemed impressed, 620 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,447 that you signed a piece of paper to say 621 00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:48,636 that you wouldn't do something that you've never done anyway. 622 00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:52,556 Why didn't you just say that you wouldn't murder someone? 623 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:54,716 That's a very strong point. 624 00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:57,916 Madeleine, would your mum, your own mum, be proud of you, 625 00:31:57,940 --> 00:32:00,796 a 40-year-old woman doing an obstacle course? 626 00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,776 Yeah, I come from quite a sporting family. 627 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,756 I was the Dux Ludorum of my high school. 628 00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:08,565 At my school, there was the Dux of intelligence 629 00:32:08,589 --> 00:32:11,796 and the Dux Ludorum, which means sport. 630 00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:15,356 I was the Dux of sports for Frisbee throwing. 631 00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:20,260 I was the ducks of cricket. Every game ― ducks. 632 00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:22,896 I see what you did there. 633 00:32:23,620 --> 00:32:25,316 Let's have a look at the other videos. 634 00:32:25,340 --> 00:32:29,420 Up next, we have a solo effort from Mr. Leigh Hart. 635 00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:31,789 - Are you working at the moment? - I'm a yoga instructor. 636 00:32:31,813 --> 00:32:34,036 Yoga instructor. There you go. Ok. 637 00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:39,460 Get down on the mat. Put one leg in front of the other. 638 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:43,060 And come down like this. 639 00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:47,660 Ooh, sorry. 640 00:32:47,740 --> 00:32:49,289 Hang on. Don't injure yourself. 641 00:32:49,313 --> 00:32:51,316 Can you straighten your leg behind you? 642 00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:52,222 I thought it was. 643 00:32:52,246 --> 00:32:54,916 Change your legs. Maybe it'll be easier with the other one. 644 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:57,340 Nah, that's gonna be worse. 645 00:32:58,540 --> 00:33:01,556 Are you familiar with downward dog? 646 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,876 That's actually pretty good. You've made me proud. 647 00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:06,393 Oh, you're just saying that Marija, just... 648 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:07,836 That's pretty good. 649 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,860 Four minutes left. 650 00:33:09,980 --> 00:33:12,980 I don't think we need it. 651 00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:16,352 I'll be honest with you, Leigh, 652 00:33:16,376 --> 00:33:18,696 that felt like a date with yoga in it. 653 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:22,436 Well, you should see the rest of the video. 654 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:25,596 Anyone else that wants to try their hand at mum's pride? 655 00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:28,218 There is. Here we have an effort from Brynley so 656 00:33:28,242 --> 00:33:29,956 simple in its execution, 657 00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:34,436 we can show the whole thing without any tricky editing. 658 00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:36,440 What kind of things have stuck out to you as, like, 659 00:33:36,464 --> 00:33:37,916 making you particularly proud? 660 00:33:37,940 --> 00:33:39,976 Well, my kids' achievements at school. 661 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,036 They all did really well athletically. 662 00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:44,076 They did extremely well. 663 00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:46,100 Should I run a lap? 664 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,200 Let's do it! 665 00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:50,428 Go. 666 00:33:50,452 --> 00:33:54,140 I'm running to that tree and back for you, Mum! 667 00:33:57,260 --> 00:33:59,740 I'm coming back, Mum! 668 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:03,740 And she's in first place! 669 00:34:04,660 --> 00:34:06,660 Gooooooold! 670 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:09,180 Well done. 671 00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:12,100 Thanks, Mum. 672 00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:14,716 Not at all proud. 673 00:34:14,740 --> 00:34:17,287 I don't think you won the mum over there with that run, 674 00:34:17,311 --> 00:34:18,716 but were you proud of yourself? 675 00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:20,796 Nah. 676 00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:22,286 We have one more attempt. 677 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:26,016 This comes from renowned mum fan Angella Dravid. 678 00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:28,828 Would you say one of the proudest moments 679 00:34:28,852 --> 00:34:30,756 of being a mother was giving birth? 680 00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:33,380 - Oh, yes, definitely. - Right. 681 00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:36,060 I'm trying to do the umbilical cord, but I 682 00:34:36,084 --> 00:34:38,916 don't think this is what it looks like. 683 00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:43,191 Hey, would you feel more comfortable being the baby or the mum? 684 00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:44,716 I really don't mind. 685 00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:47,876 How good are you at crying like a baby? 686 00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:50,276 I mean, it's kind of a hard thing to gauge, really. 687 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:52,300 Can you try it? 688 00:34:57,340 --> 00:35:00,220 That sounds like a siren. 689 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:04,700 Ok. Or something. 690 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:07,196 That was pretty good. 691 00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:09,220 So, you can be the mum. 692 00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:14,596 Oh, it doesn't really work. It looks like a dick. 693 00:35:14,620 --> 00:35:16,620 This is funny. 694 00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:20,460 It's very cold. 695 00:35:25,980 --> 00:35:28,460 - Pass me the water bottle. - Ok. 696 00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:31,978 Hey, you ready? Is Mum able to hold your hand? 697 00:35:32,002 --> 00:35:33,060 Yeah. 698 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,740 Oh my God! 699 00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:43,300 Tap your foot when your water breaks. 700 00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:47,020 I don't know what's... 701 00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:11,116 It was a pretty good birth. 702 00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:14,940 - Yeah, I'd be very proud. - Thank you. 703 00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:17,060 That was a good effort. 704 00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:25,276 I have no words for that. 705 00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:27,780 What you didn't see is that... 706 00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:30,500 I did get nursed. 707 00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:37,180 - By... - By Paul? 708 00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:40,940 Do we not have a reel of this? 709 00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:44,116 I don't think we should see that. 710 00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:46,204 The interactions between these two 711 00:36:46,228 --> 00:36:50,116 during this series have become more and more disturbing for me. 712 00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:52,796 Now you are giving birth to Angella. 713 00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:54,916 Do you know what I think you did capture really well, though ― 714 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:56,076 it's not like they do it in the movies ― 715 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,636 you really had a silent pain, which I really appreciated. 716 00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:01,156 I think you're acting is just, like... You know what I mean? 717 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:03,235 I really think we should give Paul Williams 718 00:37:03,259 --> 00:37:06,196 a round of applause for his fantastic performance, I mean- 719 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,516 It was pretty amazing. Great commitment. 720 00:37:09,540 --> 00:37:12,290 And if I'm gonna score that, you've gotta get five points. 721 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:14,056 So impressive. 722 00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:17,720 Madeleine, you did make the mum proud, so you get four points. 723 00:37:17,744 --> 00:37:19,356 Thank you. Dux Ludorum. Thank you. 724 00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:21,866 Guy, you get three for tricking the mum, 725 00:37:21,890 --> 00:37:23,836 - Thank you, thank you. - I s'pose. 726 00:37:23,860 --> 00:37:27,192 Leigh, you get two. Did you end up with the mum's number? 727 00:37:27,216 --> 00:37:29,376 Um... Yeah, I did. 728 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:32,770 Unfortunately, Brynley, you just get one because you ran. 729 00:37:32,794 --> 00:37:33,876 That's fine. 730 00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:36,856 I thought my butt look really good in the shot, though. 731 00:37:37,180 --> 00:37:39,504 We'll be back right after some advertisements 732 00:37:39,528 --> 00:37:42,136 with an astonishing final live task. 733 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,260 Don't go away. 734 00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:53,396 Welcome back to Taskmaster, where a nation holds its breath 735 00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:58,116 to find out who will take home a bird feeder laced with laxatives. 736 00:37:58,140 --> 00:38:00,236 Surely, someone's in the lead tonight, Paul. 737 00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:03,530 Out in front currently is Guy on 16. 738 00:38:03,554 --> 00:38:04,636 Wow! 739 00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,796 Madeleine close behind on 14. 740 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:09,476 Let's not get too ahead of ourselves, though, of course, 741 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:12,156 because we've got one more task to go. 742 00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:16,680 Let's just head up to our stage for one final glorious task. 743 00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:22,700 Angella, will you please read this task. 744 00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:27,316 'Write the Taskmaster an anonymous poem. 745 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:29,519 'The poems will be ranked best to worst. 746 00:38:29,543 --> 00:38:32,396 The Taskmaster will then guess who wrote each poem. 747 00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:35,556 'If he guesses correctly, you do not keep your points. 748 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,836 'You have 100 seconds to compose your poem.' 749 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:40,316 - Any questions? - Can we keep the pens? 750 00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:43,207 After the show, yes, you may keep the pens. 751 00:38:43,231 --> 00:38:45,756 All right! Well we're already winners. 752 00:38:45,780 --> 00:38:47,636 - Poets, are you ready? - Yes. 753 00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:49,660 Grab your pens. 754 00:38:58,060 --> 00:39:01,460 - Angella, do you write many poems? - Um... 755 00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:03,660 Yes. 756 00:39:04,580 --> 00:39:06,580 Good chat 757 00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:08,996 50 seconds. 758 00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:12,756 - These pens are really nice. - I'm so excited to get this. 759 00:39:12,780 --> 00:39:14,780 - 25 seconds. - Oh shit. 760 00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:17,940 Pens down when I blow my whistle. 761 00:39:19,060 --> 00:39:21,060 10 seconds. 762 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,820 Pens down, please. 763 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:30,116 Let's hear the poems. Poem one, please, Paul. 764 00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:32,940 'G'day, mate. 765 00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:36,420 'It's not too late to give me more points. 766 00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:40,340 'And I will anoint you the best Taskmaster 767 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:46,340 'faster than you can say, "G'day, hip-hop, hooray".' 768 00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,940 - Anon. - Ah. 769 00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:51,980 Beautiful. 770 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,236 'Well, well, well. 771 00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:58,116 'You're Jeremy Wells.' 772 00:39:58,140 --> 00:40:01,156 'I hope you are well. You treat me well. 773 00:40:01,180 --> 00:40:03,156 'When I think of you, 774 00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:06,060 'I well up with tears.' 775 00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:08,920 'I hope you don't fall... 776 00:40:09,820 --> 00:40:12,020 'down a well.' 777 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,180 'Well, that's it from me. 778 00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:16,940 'Jeremy Wells.' 779 00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:22,620 'Why, oh, why 780 00:40:23,060 --> 00:40:25,060 'should a woman cry 781 00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:29,640 'when time is precious until we die? 782 00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:32,040 'I pledge my love to you. 783 00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:33,996 'Please be mine. 784 00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:36,620 'Be mine tonight.' 785 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:41,020 Gorgeous. 786 00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:43,860 Signed Dave Dobbyn. 787 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:47,396 'I asked myself a question the other day ― 788 00:40:47,420 --> 00:40:50,100 'who am I, and what do I do? 789 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:52,611 'I asked myself over and over 790 00:40:52,635 --> 00:40:56,520 and realised my answer was in front of me. 791 00:40:56,580 --> 00:41:01,260 'I live to serve the Taskmaster.' 792 00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:06,900 'My love for you is sincere. 793 00:41:07,060 --> 00:41:10,560 'The tasks you set are always clear. 794 00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:14,940 'I will remember these times and hold them dear. 795 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:17,116 'Please never forget me. 796 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:19,840 'Your secret admirer.' 797 00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:25,036 Absolute rubbish. 798 00:41:25,060 --> 00:41:28,260 Do you wanna come down and let's judge them. 799 00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:33,820 Come and sit down. Let's talk poetry. 800 00:41:34,140 --> 00:41:37,556 So, what I have to do is I have to rank the poems worst to best, 801 00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:40,676 and then I have to guess which person wrote each poem. 802 00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:46,500 Listening to those poems, I'd have to say the 'Well, well, well' poem, 803 00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:49,398 which featured my name a thousand times, 804 00:41:49,422 --> 00:41:52,916 which sucked the life out of me, will get one point. 805 00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:57,940 - Oop! - And I believe that was Brynley. 806 00:41:58,820 --> 00:42:01,580 I was― no, I was not groaning for the person who 807 00:42:01,604 --> 00:42:03,244 - got one point. - It was Brynley. 808 00:42:03,268 --> 00:42:05,676 - Dammit. - I can confirm that it was Brynley. 809 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:06,792 Look at that. 810 00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:10,116 Ok, the poem that started with― Did it start with 'G'day, mate'? 811 00:42:10,140 --> 00:42:11,956 - Was there a 'G'day' one? - Yes. 812 00:42:11,980 --> 00:42:14,660 Ok, I'm saying that that's Guy. 813 00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:15,737 - No. - No? It's not yours. 814 00:42:15,761 --> 00:42:16,476 It's not mine. 815 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:20,436 Congratulations, Madeleine, on your two points. 816 00:42:20,460 --> 00:42:23,116 The secret admirer poem ― Angella. 817 00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:26,740 - Congrats, Guy. Three points. - Yes! Whoo! 818 00:42:30,260 --> 00:42:32,596 Well, that's disappointing. 819 00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:33,782 There was one that ended up 820 00:42:33,806 --> 00:42:36,836 with 'be mine tonight' with the Dave Dobbyn lyric at the end, I believe. 821 00:42:36,860 --> 00:42:37,682 Yes. 822 00:42:37,706 --> 00:42:40,196 The rest of it was quite moving, and I quite liked it. 823 00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:42,047 There was a little bit of plagiarism, obviously, 824 00:42:42,071 --> 00:42:43,116 with the 'be mine tonight'. 825 00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:45,620 I thought it was Leigh Hart's. 826 00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:48,700 - Correct. - Hey! 827 00:42:49,260 --> 00:42:51,476 Sorry, Leigh, you've just lost those four points. 828 00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,318 It was worth it to hear the poem, 829 00:42:53,342 --> 00:42:56,876 you know, praised so well. I'm all about the art, as you know. 830 00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:58,516 I don't really care about the points. 831 00:42:58,540 --> 00:43:01,671 And the best poem I thought was the 'Who am I?' poem, 832 00:43:01,695 --> 00:43:03,556 which must have been your poem. 833 00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:06,580 So, well, done, you got five points. 834 00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:09,146 All right, well, that means we can 835 00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:11,156 have a look at the final points for tonight. 836 00:43:11,180 --> 00:43:13,756 Leigh Hart in fifth place with seven points. 837 00:43:13,780 --> 00:43:15,596 Brynley in fourth with 11. 838 00:43:15,620 --> 00:43:17,796 Madeleine in third with 16. 839 00:43:17,820 --> 00:43:19,316 Angella with 17. 840 00:43:19,340 --> 00:43:23,168 The winner of tonight's episode with 19 points ― Guy Williams. 841 00:43:23,192 --> 00:43:24,460 Yeah! 842 00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:30,300 What an evening we have had. 843 00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:33,876 We have put vegetables inside other vegetables. 844 00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:36,769 We've put Angella Dravid into Paul Williams, 845 00:43:36,793 --> 00:43:39,996 then we birthed her right back out of him again. 846 00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:45,768 Most importantly, Guy Williams is atop our podium for episode four. 847 00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:47,700 Congratulations, Guy. 848 00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:50,873 The Guy Williams friendship certificate 849 00:43:50,897 --> 00:43:54,596 is yours to give to whoever you hate the most. 850 00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:57,020 Go and grab your gifts. Go on. 851 00:43:57,460 --> 00:44:01,060 Thanks very much for watching, we'll see you next week. 852 00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:16,556 She's gonna haunt you for that. 853 00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:17,812 All right. Ok. 854 00:44:17,836 --> 00:44:19,156 You sound kind of disappointed, Jeremy. 855 00:44:19,180 --> 00:44:21,142 You've watched five episodes of this. 856 00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:24,000 What point are you not gonna realise that we're not talented? 857 00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:33,116 Oh! 858 00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:37,076 Oh, if this isn't a pathetic display of humanity right here. 859 00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:39,300 And thus, the task has ended.